TALKING TO BLONDE
A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in
economy class gets up and moves to the first class
section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to
see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she
paid for economy class and that she will have to sit
in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to London and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells
the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde
bimbo sitting in first class and that she belongs in
economy and won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for economy she
will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to London and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle
this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,
and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and gets up and goes
back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask
him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I simply told her first class isn't going to
London."